Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What you see is from outside yourself, \ | and may come, or not, but is beyond | | your control. But your fear is yours, | | and yours alone, like your voice, or | | your fingers, or your memory, and | | therefore yours to control. If you feel | | powerless over your fear, you have not | | yet admitted that it is yours, to do | | with as you will. | | | \ -- Marion Zimmer Bradley, "Stormqueen" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;