Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Let the machine do the dirty work. \ | | | -- "Elements of Programming Style", | \ Kernighan and Ritchie / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;