Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Evolution is as much a fact as the \ | earth turning on its axis and going | | around the sun. At one time this was | | called the Copernican theory; but, when | | evidence for a theory becomes so | | overwhelming that no informed person | | can doubt it, it is customary for | | scientists to call it a fact. That all | | present life descended from earlier | | forms, over vast stretches of geologic | | time, is as firmly established as | | Copernican cosmology. Biologists differ | | only with respect to theories about how | | the process operates. - Martin Gardner, | | "Irving Kristol and the Facts of Life", | | | | The Skeptical Inquirer, Vol. XII No. 2, | \ ppg. 128-131 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;