Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I want to dress you up as TALLULAH \ | BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE | \ and WHEAT THINS ... / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;