Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / As the poet said, "Only God can make a \ | tree" -- probably because it's so hard | | to figure out how to get the bark on. | | | \ -- Woody Allen / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;