Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The Official MBA Handbook on doing \ | company business on an airplane: | | | | Do not work openly on top-secret | | company cost documents unless | | | | you have previously ascertained that | | the passenger next to you | | | | is blind, a rock musician on | | mood-ameliorating drugs, or the | | | | unfortunate possessor of a | \ forty-seventh chromosome. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;