Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The more I see of men the more I admire \ | dogs. | | | \ -- Mme De Sevigne, 1626-1696 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;