Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / The most popular labor-saving device \ | today is still a husband with money. | | | \ -- Joey Adams, "Cindy and I" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;