Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The worst is not so long as we can say \ | "This is the worst." | | | \ -- King Lear / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;