Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's appositival, if it's there. And it \ | doesn't have to be there. And it's | | really obvious that it's there when | | it's there. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;