Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The memory management on the PowerPC \ | can be used to frighten small children. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;