Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The [Ford Foundation] is a large body \ | of money completely surrounded by | | people who want some. | | | \ -- Dwight MacDonald / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;