Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / "It doesn't much signify whom one \ | marries for one is sure to find out | | next morning it was someone else." | | | \ -- Rogers / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;