Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If a person (a) is poorly, (b) receives \ | treatment intended to make him better, | | and (c) gets better, then no power of | | reasoning known to medical science can | | convince him that it may not have been | | the treatment that restored his health. | | | | -- Sir Peter Medawar, The Art of the | \ Soluble / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;