Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / telepression, n.: \ | | | The deep-seated guilt which stems from | | knowing that you did not try | | | | hard enough to look up the number on | | your own and instead put the | | | | burden on the directory assistant. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;