Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / > I'm an idiot.. At least this [bug] \ | took about 5 minutes to find.. | | Disquieting ... | | | | -- Gonzalo Tornaria in response to | \ Linus Torvalds's / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;