Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Save yourself from the 'Gates' of hell, \ | use Linux." -- like that one. | | | \ -- The_Kind @ LinuxNet / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;