Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The best way to preserve a right is to \ | exercise it, and the right to smoke is | \ a right worth dying for. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;