Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is no opinion so absurd that some \ | philosopher will not express it. | | | | -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad | \ familiares" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;