Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hear about the Californian terrorist \ | that tried to blow up a bus? Burned his | \ lips on the exhaust pipe. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;