Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A young man wrote to Mozart and said: \ | | | Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of | | writing symphonies. Can you give me any | | | | suggestions as to how to get started?" | | A: "A symphony is a very complex | | musical form, perhaps you should begin | | with | | | | some simple lieder and work your way up | | to a symphony." Q: "But Herr Mozart, | | you were writing symphonies when you | | were 8 years old." A: "But I never | \ asked anybody how." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;