Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Power Mist: \ | | | The tendency of hierarchies in office | | environments to be diffuse and preclude | | crisp articulation. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;