Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Bubble Memory, n.: \ | | | A derogatory term, usually referring to | | a person's intelligence. | | | \ See also "vacuum tube". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;