Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Linus Torvalds: > This is the special \ | easter release of linux, more mundanely | | called 1.3.84 | | | | Winfried Truemper: > Umh, oh. What do | | you mean by "special easter release"?. | | Will it quit > working today and rise | \ on easter? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;