Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I dislike companies that have a \ | we-are-the-high-priests-of-hardware-so- | | you'll- like-what-we-give-you attitude. | | I like commodity markets in which | | iron-and- silicon hawkers know that | | they exist to provide fast toys for | | software types like me to play with..." | | | \ -- Eric S. Raymond / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;