Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And do you not think that each of you \ | women is an Eve? The judgement of God | | upon your sex endures today; and with | | it invariably endures your position of | | criminal at the bar of justice. | | | | -- Tertullian, second-century Christian | \ writer, misogynist / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;