Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / There is no security on this earth. \ | There is only opportunity. | | | \ -- General Douglas MacArthur / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;