Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It is a sobering thought that when \ | Mozart was my age, he had been dead for | | two years. | | | \ -- Tom Lehrer / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;