Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Official Project Stages: \ | | | (1) Uncritical Acceptance | | | | (2) Wild Enthusiasm | | | | (3) Dejected Disillusionment | | | | (4) Total Confusion | | | | (5) Search for the Guilty | | | | (6) Punishment of the Innocent | | | \ (7) Promotion of the Non-participants / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;