Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It's just a jump to the left \ | | | And then a step to the right. Put your | | hands on your hips | | | | And pull your knees in tight. It's the | | pelvic thrust | | | | That really gets you insa-a-a-a-ane | | | | LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN! | | | \ -- Rocky Horror Picture Show / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;