Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Dear Miss Manners: Please list some \ | tactful ways of removing a man's saliva | | from your face. | | | | Gentle Reader: Please list some decent | | ways of acquiring a man's saliva on | | your face. If the gentleman sprayed you | | inadvertently to accompany enthusiastic | | discourse, you may step back two paces, | | bring out your handkerchief, and go | | through the motions of wiping your | | nose, while trailing the cloth along | | your face to pick up whatever needs | | mopping along the route. If, however, | | the substance was acquired as a result | | of enthusiasm of a more intimate | | nature, you may delicately retrieve it | \ with a flick of your pink tongue. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;