Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Don't get suckered in by the comments \ | -- they can be terribly misleading. | | Debug only code. | | | \ -- Dave Storer / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;