Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If there are self-made purgatories, \ | then we all have to live in them. | | | | -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", | \ stardate 3417.7 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;