Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I never thought that I'd see the day \ | where Netscape is free software and X11 | | is proprietary. We live in interesting | | times. | | | \ -- Matt Kimball/ ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;