Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The 357.73 Theory: \ | | | Auditors always reject expense accounts | | | \ with a bottom line divisible by 5. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;