Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "You who hate the Jews so, why did you \ | adopt their religion?" | | | | -- Friedrich Nietzsche, addressing | \ anti-semitic Christians / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;