Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Let us be charitable, and call it a \ | misleading feature :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <2609@jato.Jpl.Nasa.Gov> / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;