Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are \ | not allowed to purchase cap pistols; | \ they may buy shotguns freely, however. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;