Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The distinction between Freedom and \ | Liberty is not accurately known; | | naturalists have been unable to find a | | living specimen of either. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;