Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / BYTE editors are people who separate \ | the wheat from the chaff, and then | \ carefully print the chaff. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;