Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /the difference between \ | netbsd, freebsd, and openbsd, as an | | | | insider is freebsd is interested in | | getting things done, and | | | | doesn't mind hurting people who get in | | their way. netbsd is | | interested in making sure nothing gets | | done, and | | | | doesn't mind hurting people who try to | | accomplish things. openbsd | | is interested in looking good, and | | doesn't hurt anyone | | | | in their own little community, but look | \ out everybody else! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;