Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / I learned to play guitar just to get \ | the girls, and anyone who says they | | didn't is just lyin'! | | | \ -- Willie Nelson / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;