Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The only possible interpretation of any \ | research whatever in the `social | | sciences' is: some do, some don't. | | | \ -- Ernest Rutherford / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;