Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / "Whatever the missing mass of the \ | universe is, I hope it's not | | cockroaches!" | | | \ -- Mom / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;