Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "By golly, I'm beginning to think Linux \ | really *is* the best thing since sliced | | bread." (By Vance Petree, Virginia | \ Power) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;