Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / All my friends are getting married, \ | Yes, they're all growing old, They're | | all staying home on the weekend, | \ They're all doing what they're told. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;