Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / 4.2 BSD UNIX #57: Sun Jun 1 23:02:07 \ | EDT 1986 | | | | You swing at the Sun. You miss. The Sun | | swings. He hits you with a 575MB disk! | | You read the 575MB disk. It is written | | in an alien tongue and cannot be read | | by your tired Sun-2 eyes. You throw the | | 575MB disk at the Sun. You hit! The Sun | | must repair your eyes. The Sun reads a | | scroll. He hits your 130MB disk! He has | | defeated the 130MB disk! The Sun reads | | a scroll. He hits your Ethernet board! | | He has defeated your Ethernet board! | | You read a scroll of "postpone until | | Monday at 9 AM". Everything goes | | dark... | | | \ -- /etc/motd, cbosgd / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;