Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / 1.79 x 10^12 furlongs per fortnight -- \ | it's not just a good idea, it's the | \ law! / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;