Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Marriage is like a cage; one sees the \ | birds outside desperate to get in, and | | those inside desperate to get out." | | | \ -- Montaigne / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;