Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Lift every voice and sing Till earth \ | and heaven ring, Ring with the | | harmonies of Liberty; Let our rejoicing | | rise High as the listening skies, Let | | it resound loud as the rolling sea. | | | | Sing a song full of the faith that the | | dark past has taught us. Sing a song | | full of the hope that the present has | | bought us. Facing the rising sun of our | | new day begun, Let us march on till | | victory is won. | | | \ -- James Weldon Johnson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;